Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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