Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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