so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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