NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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