CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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