hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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