I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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