absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
well I can't set my house on fire every night
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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