you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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