i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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