i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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