We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
