I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
