Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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