If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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