I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize