the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
What a dumb baby whore.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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