I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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