see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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