Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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