If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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