He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Pants are for mortals
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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