im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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