I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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