We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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