You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize