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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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