Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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