I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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