We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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