Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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