we have officially lost it.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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