You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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