"it" just moved
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
my poor anus
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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