She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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