Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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