I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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