Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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