in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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