no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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