He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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