We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I don't deserve a penis
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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