How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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