If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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