im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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