is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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