dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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