i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
This gyro tastes like lonliness
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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