We got so high we made milksteak
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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