Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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