I bet he comes in French.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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