ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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