White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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