Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I need a beard to bite.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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