I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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