My friends, they love my intelligence
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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