Jerry, you need to find god
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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