Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize