is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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