jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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