we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
it's like iHOP with fire
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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