i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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