I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
She needs sedatives and a leash
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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